Hi, I have this dress here, I purchased in the summer for 79.99.. And I never got to wear it.. It Was sitting in my closet and i just noticed people post dresses on here.. It is a very lovely dress, Would Make a Very Sexy PROM dress, or for New Years.. It’s one of those all in one type dresses. Well since i did’t realize people post dresses for sale on here, I thought i would make it a great price of 30.00.. Plus i have lot’s of Clairs Jewlery, I could throw a necklace or something in as well for no extra price.. I’m really into fashion so the dress and whatever i can find that would look awesome with this dress will actually be Glamorous.. Thanks For Taking the time to look at my ad..

Well if this dress is what will make me glamorous (i.e., having an air of allure, romance and excitement), she doesn’t even need to bother to throw in the Claire’s jewelry.  I’m already sold.  I’m sure I won’t look like a fuzzy grape or a half plucked muppet at all.  And either she’s about 20 days late for New Year’s or she’s a planner.  I <3 planners.

(Side note:  What is with people randomly capitalizing things?  It makes no Sense.)